Statistics that definitely can't be faked(Trust me)
Life in Numbers
Dashboard of Randomness
Numbers don't lie. I just adjust them.
“Statistics are for impressing absolutely nobody.”
Countries visited
27Favorite: 🇱🇹 Home & 🇫🇷 South of France (Feels like I lived there in a past life)
People met
12,847Most were wonderful. Some became stories. Acquaintances: n + k Real friends: 20 Quality over quantity.
Aces
SometimesWhen the stars align and the net is feeling generous.
Double faults
Redacted
Some things my coach and I don't talk about.
Production bugs introduced
My lawyer advised me not to answer.Let's just say: less than the number of coffees I drink.
Balls lost over the fence
Too manyRIP to those we'll never see again.
Win rate
Depends who's countingUmpires, vibes, and the bounce.
99Little injuries
1Very expensive racket
∞Cups of coffee (est.)
0Grand slam titles
404Lost balls
* Statistics verified by nobody.
** Performance may vary on clay, grass, hard courts, and Mondays.
